Not sure if this beats out Paris eating a hamburger, but it's pretty close.
Tuesday, May 31, 2005
Friday, May 27, 2005
Easy way up to Everest - via Helocopter
The Texan's will be lining up for this flight. You cheaters!!!
Thursday, May 26, 2005
Canadian suicide hotline open only from 9 to 5
All you die-hard hockey fans, for one, better plan ahead.
Wednesday, May 25, 2005
Bride-to-Be Fake Kidnapping Toast
This fuking loser spent $15,400 + shipping on a piece of toast!!
DORK
Monday, May 23, 2005
Body Dumped In Cemetery
"Two men drove a moving truck into Monongahela Cemetery on Sunday night and left the body there, police said."
I can imagine the conversation before hand: "Dude, i know. Lets drive him to the cemetery and drop him off. They'll know what to do from there."
Building the world's most powerful laser
Sorry, all i can think of is Mini-Me humping the laser in Austin Powers.
"Mini-me, stop humping the 'Laser' please"
Girl, 14, tries to qualify for men's U.S. Open Golf
"I'm going to try it now to get some experience."
Yer 14 years old. Hey, here's a thought. Join the LPGA. Win some tourneys. Maybe gain some expierence there first. I know the money is way better over on the PGA; however, why don't all these women try and get their league going instead converting over to the guy's side. Maybe the sponcers will dump money into the LPGA if you all stick to it!
Thursday, May 19, 2005
Lake disappears, baffling villagers
""I am thinking, well, America has finally got to us," said one old woman, as she sat on the ground outside her house."
What the fuck is that supposed to mean you old hag?
Tuesday, May 17, 2005
Monday, May 16, 2005
Disc Golf Denver Colorado
Every good treehugger knows where to find the best local disc golf courses.
Friday, May 13, 2005
Thursday, May 12, 2005
Wednesday, May 11, 2005
"The Original Whizzinator" - Vikings' Smith Found With Drug Test Kit
This story wouldn't be much without using the product name - The Original Whizzinator.
Huh. this is fishy: "Police at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport questioned Smith on April 21 after a search of his bag discovered vials of white powder, according to a police report."
Seems like he could have been celebrating in a post 420 celebration.
Tuesday, May 10, 2005
Free Frosty giveaway following 'chili finger' event
Free Wendy's frosty's for everyone! BTW, french fries dipped in a Frosty is really good.
Monday, May 09, 2005
Chris Berman's Nicknames
If anyone watches ESPN and knows about Chris Berman's nickname crusade, here's the tally thus far.
Here are some of my fav's:
Rod Beck Beck Beck Beck Beck
Mike You're in Good Hands with Allstott
Scott Supercalifragilisticexpiala Brosius
Rob Bomba Deer
Juan Re Encarnacion
Friday, May 06, 2005
Sorry Everybody - More GW Bush Hatred
See world, just because we live in the US doesn't mean we all voted for George W Bush.
"Some of us — hopefully most of us — are trying to understand and appreciate the effect our recent election will have on you, the citizens of the rest of the world. As our so-called leaders redouble their efforts to screw you over, please remember that some of us — hopefully most of us — are truly, truly sorry. And we'll say we're sorry, even on the behalf of the ones who aren't."
Thursday, May 05, 2005
Paula Abdul Admits She Slept With Every American Idol Contestant
Onion style article ripping on Ms Abdul. That's one great pic!
Imagine a role-reversal here. What if all of these stories were about Simon instead of Paula. He'd be deported back to the homeland by now.
Whatever. Funny story nonetheless
Wednesday, May 04, 2005
British boy finds snake in cereal box
"It was quite long and popped its head up." You sure it was a snake?
File this under odd things found in food items. Seriously people, do you really think we believe all of these crazy stories? When am i going to find a stack of bills in my chicken stir fry? Perhaps i'm next.
Tuesday, May 03, 2005
Motorcyle Front Flip Attempt
"Apparently, up until this clip nobody had ever successfully pulled off a front flip on a motorcycle. Unfortunately, for this guy the streak remains"
You ain't kiddin. Holy crap, did home-boy get some air or what!
Sequoia Task Force - Save the Trees!
Mr. Bush wants to log the old growth Sequoia. Great idea.
I'm not into the political battles but this is crazy. Please sign the petition.
Sucky girl sues over not making v-ball team
Ah yes, the Ugly American strikes again. Face it toots, you suck.
Figures this is in Colorado; now i have to hear about his for the next month or two.
Video Wall. DANG
This guy has way too much time on his hands to spend sitting in front of this set-up. Holy crap.
The Wayback Machine!
Very interesting site here. Amazing to see how far ESPN, yahoo, etc. have come along.
Thank god for graphical design advancements.
Monday, May 02, 2005
30" Burrito Fugitive - What a Bum Wrap
"The suspicious item was identified as a 30-inch burrito "
I would expect this in a northern town, but for somewhere in New Mexico?? Come on, arn't there like burrito stands on every half block? People should know what they look like.
Anyways, that's one big ass burito!
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