Solar Panel Story Brought to you byTree-hugging New Age Apostle

"David Slawson is an unabashed granola-crunching, tree-hugging New Age apostle whose livelihood rests on matriculating massage therapists to his alternative health care college in Portland, Ore."

Gotta love it when they refer to people as "granola crunching". And i'm ususally on the receiving end due to the outdoor activities i participate in.